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characters of books that I hated so much

I have some trouble with this request, probably because for a long time now the books I read tend to have a dominant of irony and fun very strong, ergo the characters are interesting, intelligent, funny, cute, adorably stupid, but rarely unbearable. So I hope you will forgive me if I do a bit 'in my own way ... However, I realized that the characters are almost all women ...

5) Hermione Granger in "HP and the Deathly Hallows. " Honestly, Wondermione just did not hold water. Starting from the 'Accio "to grab the books on Horcruxes Dumbledore's office, to continue with the Memory Charm on her parents, she knows nothing of their own Oblivion, and so on. Annoying, really.

4) Zaphod Beeblebrox in "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (any volume, at the choice ...). The truth is that Zaphod is not so much that irritates me (though not exactly make me mad). The fact is that, given the immensity of Marvin the depressed android, everything else disappears ... ;-)

3) Tiffany in "The intrepid and Tiffany Small Free Men." A little 'too-Miss-Hermione know-it-all, for my taste. I guess it's about what "The intrepid Tiffany" is one of the (rare) Pratchett books that I was not excited at all.

2) Susan Pevensie in "The Chronicles of Narnia." One word: troublesome. Or Marysue, a choice ...

1) Livia , the girlfriend of Montalbano in any book by Camilleri. In this unique and if not, I really felt the fierce instinct of slicing a character and make it to the grid. What a plague! A black cat in his underwear, I do not see what other definition can use ...


The five Draco of acting that I love most.

Behold, here I have to "cheat" in the sense that I have a first place tie, and an honorable mention. Forgive me, right honey? XD

I start from a special mention, which could not be none other than Olivia Lupin . Her Draco is meraviglioserrimo in any of his stories. Olivia is in love with Draco and it shows: his characterization is always intense and incredibly romantic, because if there is one thing that Olivia is second to none is the right characterization. The reason why his Draco is not finished in the top five is simply that all his stories, for better or for worse, are nothing more than studies of characters, in which the plot is entirely secondary importance. Are squares, often a few thousand words, where everything revolves around the character's evolution and its relationship with Harry. Capiamoci, it's not a criticism, but considering that the stories of Olivia are, in large part, pre fifth and sixth book, the fact is that the Draco Olivia OOC eventually be loosely compared to the fees, except for a handful of stories in which the war comes as powerfully and Draco scenario becomes more bleak, brittle and edgy.

4) Any history of Jennavere from "The Veela Enigma" to "Once upon a time trilogy" from "Intrepid Teenage Hero" to "Things That Go Meow in the night & rdquo ; . As to characterizations of Draco princess or diva in the silent mode, capricious, delicate, selfish, dramatic, ridiculous, loaded and at the same time strong, romantic, loyal, clever, intelligent and sincere with himself, (almost) no one can be behind Jenna. If we want to discuss the fact that, since the stories of Jenna always characterized by a fund ironic, comic and funny, that there is Draco vaguely incomplete compared to the fees we are slaughtered for hours. But it remains one of my top five, ever since.

3) "How Big Dick Quick" of Calanthe. It makes me go crazy. The inability to admit their deepest desires, for his relationship with his mother, his fixation with the haute couture Muggle, because it is sweet and whimsical, immature and confused, and especially a lot of subtle and transparent, so, so sexy . And so much pork, which never hurts ... XD

2) "Bite me, hate memes" of Pir8fancier. The only author able to give Jenna a hard time in terms of humor and characterization of Draco as queen of melodrama. And the wonderful thing is that this is admittedly a crack! Fic, ie, a history deliberately farcical that starts from an assumption that is little more than a pretext. But I can not help it, the Draco Bite me is a small masterpiece, thanks also to the characters that sensational Pir8fancier put the next, starting with Pansy.

1) tie in the first place I can put Secrets Vorabiza of Draco and the amazing universe of "Reparations and " Foundations " is Saras_girl. Meanwhile, I could not choose because there are two versions of Draco which differ in a fundamental aspect, in my opinion: the Draco of "Secrets" is a young boy and his affair with Harry is born, grows and strengthens while they are young and their lives in one way or another, have been connected and are still fully immersed in the period of Hogwarts. The Saras_girl of Draco, with everything that has a few more years, is an adult and its history with Harry grows well away from the war, after each has made choices, and life experiences are completely different paths and separated. The Vorabiza of Draco is immature, stubborn, fearful, possessive and needy being in the spotlight. At the same time is fun, subtle, sly and sarcastic, loyal and protective. The Saras_girl of Draco is a bit more dark and scarred by the experience, is tough and a little 'lonely, determined, surprising and unable to admit to being in difficulty. Yet both have that background of insecurity and fragility that makes them incredibly human in my eyes, and totally unforgettable. I do not think one case that I end up review cycles each of these three stories, in which, moreover, the characterization of Harry in no way inferior to that of Draco, and it is equally stellar and memorable.
And if someone asked if it was, yes, even the Saras_girl stories are in my to do list. Sooner or later I swear I start to translate, eh ... * blush *




For eloriee


Italian Songs
5) Fata Morgana of Litfiba.


I always go crazy for this song.
(However, I had never seen the video, and besides me laugh at the apparent seizure Pelù the poor, I could not help but notice the veiled allusions to slash the beginning. But brrrr, Pelù / Renzulli, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ....)




4) Phonetic Illusion of Tazenda.


Okay, I admit, I cheated here, because to define "Phonetic Illusion," an Italian song It takes guts. But it's incredible, I can not help it. From the first time I heard it, a windy night two years ago in Santa Teresa, I did not have more removed from the head.




3) Gianna Rino Gaetano.


Come on, admit it, this man was light years ahead. It was presented at the Sanremo '78, with this song. Oh, to think of it was rather an issue gaya, as in the first three positions have placed the Matia Bazar (Antonella Ruggiero with even the vocals), Anna Oxa and, precisely, Rino Gaetano. Yet from the refrain of "Gianna" did: "But at night the party is over, long live the life, people undress and begins a world, a different world, but the fact of sex and time will tell ". Sanremo. 1978. Again, Rino Gaetano was a damn genius ...




2) Old defects of Marta sui Tubi.


music, text, the voice of John Gulino, hypnotic guitar Carmelo Pipitone, abrasive and caustic peaks where the two voices blend ... I could go on for hours, but you Horace. I saw them live once and when they sang "Old faults" I fear that I was due to dry a tear.




1) The balance of the Schism.

(link to YouTube, the video is not embeddable, unfortunately)

No words. If you do the chorus. "Transcending the air. " Poetry.


favorite scenes of porn movies
5) The scene in the closet "The Intern" , not because it is particularly sexy or something, but it makes me die laughing because the joke one of two guys in front of the equipment "embarrassing" the other, with eyes wide like a kid at Christmas and blows "cone! Dios mío de mi corazón! Okay, do not worry, I've done this before "and opens his mouth ... XD

4) The scene between Brent Everett and Brent Corrigan in "Schoolboy Crush" that Corrigan, who is in love with the other, find the courage to go talk to the other guy and when you finally decide, turn a corner with a glass of water in his hand and accidentally added him to the object of his desires. Which of course, after the Blessed Sacrament, is the only sensible thing, and strips ...

3) The opening scene of "Fuck Me Raw" , that if the play nearly on par with the No 1 because it starts with a both asleep and wakes him up in nothing but kisses and cuddles. * Gurgle *

2) The last scene "Screwed" of Raging Stallion. About kink extreme, eh?

1) The scene "Damon and Hunter" Hunter in which he turns upside Damon. Being a porn movie so to speak, do not think it strange if I find one of the most sensually romantic scenes I've ever seen.




For tommykaine


Warnings ff not related to sexual practices that make me close the page within a nanosecond.

Here I have a big problem. Of all the fandom I read (which are essentially three, HP, QAF and Merlin, the sector RPS), are paired as a monomaniac, and some warnings, like "Report adult / child" for me are cut off from the start. Anyway, here's my list!

5) descriptive Violence / Torture . There's nothing to do, I'm a fragile soul, violence kills me too descriptive. It upsets me just physically.

4) Bestiality . Thanks, but no, thanks. It is not really my thing.

3) Post Book 7 (with epilogue) . Epilogue? Which ending? In my version of "Deathly Hallows," there was no epilogue.

2) AU / Crossover . I know that they are two different things, but to me they are in the same category of "no, thank you." Capiamoci for AU stories set anywhere and I mean those that have characters who, by chance, called Harry and Draco. Where the magical world Harry does not exist and the rock star in Los Angeles and Draco the veterinarian in Rome. * Urgh *

1) Death of a main character . In this case not even open the story. It can be a masterpiece, but no thanks.


Books / fanfiction / movies that just are not able to finish

Here the ranking is completely random in the sense that I mixed up books, films and fan fiction and I have not finished any of the five listed, and are listed as ; as I came ...

5) "The Da Vinci Code" (the movie). Okay, I confess, I'm one of those poor idiots to whom the book is well liked and a lot. But the film is a ball out of measure. Will the Actress is Audrey Tatou, and for me, "The Wonderful World of Amelie" is one of the worst filth I have ever seen, but the fact that midway through the first time I changed channel.

4) "The Desert of the Tartars" . I am very much ashamed, but I'm not able to finish it ...

3) "Mignon is playing" , Francesca Archibugi. Two words: WHO. BALLS.

2) "Transfiguration" of Resonant. With all that is one of the stories most celebrated of fandom, has never failed to fascinate me. A half began to seriously bored and annoyed, and I planted there.

1) "Lisbon Story" , Wim Wenders. I tried to see it four, and I say four times. And all four times I have tragically fallen asleep.




For n_atreides


male character more beloved TV series
5) Eliot (Leverage). It drives me mad that a professional hitter, who has been a soldier, the mercenary and the gunman, wearing goggles view that make it very intellectual. It's also very sexy. And I love his sense of humor!

4) Boris (Royal Pains). Gurgle * *. With all the charm that would not normally subisco mature man, Boris is a dirty dream. If only it was not a Royal Pains het hopelessly show, I would have seen well coupled with Dr. Hank. But even with Evan, eh ...

3) Callen (NCIS Los Angeles) * Gurgle squared *. Not that Chris is O'Donnell, I swear. Robin mica made me this effect. It's just that the character of Callen makes me get off the blood from his nose. If we consider that his character is bound by a very strong relationship with his colleague / best friend, my soul slasher calmly pulls a sigh of relief XD.

2) Eric (True Blood) cubed * gurgle *. For people who want to put up a Pippone useless on my lj back a couple of posts there is a complete delusion to True Blood. Beyond the fact that the actor who plays Eric FIGHERRIMO has a voice and a heart attack, the character dark and contradictory in and of itself is stellar. Sarcastic, amoral, selfish and deceitful, but also fiercely loyal, when he wants. And sexy to lose his head and shit and annoying and very, very fascinating. In short, the classic charm of the bad guy who, you know, have never been immune, not even as a child.

1) Brian Kinney (Queer as Folk USA) Beyond the dross paid to the character, which is a multi-infinity * * gurgle, I find that the character of Brian is a dazzling. Why not a positive character. It is immature, irrational, shallow, stubborn, unreasonable, selfish, uncaring, aggressive, offensive, I could go on for hours. But anyone who has seen "Queer as Folk" can not have suffered its charm. Again, the soul of the bad guy strikes again. Add to this, for the bargain that the actor who plays him in) is crazy sexy, b) have a capacity to embody by Oscar-winning c) has a voice that strappamutande half alone builds the character, you can understand why Brian peacefully is at the top ...


most beloved female characters show

Here I have a tie at the top, just because I could not choose ...

4) Ria Torres (Lie to me). It is tough and angry, young, big cocks in the art of knowing how to read body language of people. It's Latin, sexy and determined, ambitious and able to stand up to Dr. Lightman. A show.

3) Karen (Will & Grace). I do not think that a female TV character has ever made me laugh so much in my life. Chapeau also to his Italian voice actress who does a nice three-quarters to make irresistible.

2) Parker (Leverage). And span and unmanageable. And he sleeps upside down, hanging in the ducts of the lifts. You can not love her?

1) Ziva / Abby (NCIS). I could do not to choose one of the two. Abby is a sweet character and, in his own way, incredibly romantic. It is protective and fragile at the same time, and also incredibly sexy. It drove me crazy when flirting with the poor McGee, who was in confusion. Ziva ... Ziva and Ziva. I'd give a bit (but two ...) so happy, and his character, especially after the sixth series, becomes more complex and layered. And in the face of my soul from slasher, Tony / Ziva forever, eh ...